Champion

2012

Hitmen · George S. · title number one
This season 8-6 · 1,413 points, 4th of ten
All time 136–135 · .502 · 7th of ten
Titles 2012 2015

The bracket

Champion
Hitmen
8-6 · 1413 points
Won the final by 44
Runner-up
there goes the Naberhood
8-6 · 1532 points
2nd of ten on regular-season points
there goes the Naberhood121
Alligators90
Semi-final · by 31
Hitmen119
IronCity Mudslingers68
Semi-final · by 51
Hitmen112
there goes the Naberhood68
The final, week 16 · by 44
Champion
Hitmen

The path

Week by week
Points for minus points against. Solid ink above the line, halftone below. Weeks fifteen to sixteen are the playoffs.
1234567+0.6089101112131415+44, the final16
Level with the opponent
Solid ink is a week won, halftone a week lost, and the gold chip under week sixteen is the championship. The axis is not broken: week 2, a 42-point loss, is the largest margin either way in the regular season, and two wins came by under five points, the closest +0.60. Margins run across all 16 weeks, playoffs included. The rail under the week numbers carries the result: filled disc a win, hollow a loss, gold the championship week, and an ink ring the highest score in the league that week. The ring is a regular-season measure, so the playoff weeks carry none. The Hitmen did not post the league's highest score in a single week all season; their best week was 2nd of ten. there goes the Naberhood, the team they beat in the final, led the league four times.

George S. has two titles and this is the one that makes no sense. His team, entered that year as HITMEN \\ POISON, finished 8-6 and fourth of ten on points. Pete M.'s Naberhood finished second on points with 1,532, beat the Hitmen twice in the regular season by 42 and by 24, and were the better team by every number available before kickoff. Tom Brady had held the Hitmen together, 195 points across the first eight weeks and the roster's leading scorer in ten weeks of sixteen, and Marshawn Lynch had taken over late with 90 across the last four.

The final was over from the first whistle and never got closer. The Hitmen led by 4 after the one o'clock window, by 16 after four, and Marshawn Lynch's 25 on Sunday night turned it into a rout. 112 to 68. No lead change at any point. Naberhood averaged 109 points a week that season and produced 68 in the game that mattered, and their best man, Arian Foster at 76 above replacement, was the most valuable player on the field for the losing side. It is the fourth-largest margin in a final and George S. was the fourth-best team in the league.

The final, player by player

Week 16. Lineup order is points scored in the final. Both scales are capped at the 90th percentile of this game, PAR 10.2 and points 24, and shared across all eighteen ribbons: never normalised per row.

Hitmen
there goes the Naberhood
Marshawn Lynch · RB
13 starts · 66 PAR
25
17
Robert Griffin III · QB
12 starts · 5 PAR
Tom Brady · QB
15 starts · 33 PAR
19
13
Brandon Marshall · WR
15 starts · 71 PAR
Demaryius Thomas · WR
15 starts · 42 PAR
16
12
Stephen Gostkowski · K
13 starts · 27 PAR
James Jones · WR
11 starts · -3 PAR
16
9
Jimmy Graham · TE
13 starts · 31 PAR
Wes Welker · WR
15 starts · 14 PAR
16
8
Stevan Ridley · RB
10 starts · 18 PAR
Connor Barth · K
4 starts · -7 PAR
8
5
Cecil Shorts · WR
5 starts · 12 PAR
Dennis Pitta · TE
7 starts · 5 PAR
6
3
Arian Foster · RB
15 starts · 76 PAR
Baltimore Ravens · DEF
7 starts · -2 PAR
3
0
Hakeem Nicks · WR
12 starts · -24 PAR
Frank Gore · RB
12 starts · 13 PAR
3
0
Dallas Cowboys · DEF
3 starts · -11 PAR
Total
112
68
Total
Won by 44
PAR against replacement, ink above the line and halftone below, thickness is raw fantasy points, and a gap is a week he did not start; benched, injured and not-yet-acquired are three stories drawn identically and the footnote says so. The newsprint band is the playoff weeks and the gold dot is the final. Replacement is the mean of every started player at that position, league-wide, that week; in playoff weeks, when only the surviving teams field a lineup, it is carried from that season's regular-season mean instead.
The weekend, hour by hour
How the final was won, by kickoff window
After Hitmen Naberhood Margin
Sunday 1pm 59.10 54.80 +4.30
Sunday 4pm 83.90 67.60 +16.30
Sunday night 111.70 67.60 +44.10
The lead changed hands 0 times across the weekend.

Who carried it

5 different players led the roster across 16 weeks. The most any one man led was 11 (Tom Brady).

The week’s top scorer on the roster
5 different men led the roster across 16 weeks.
WkLed the rosterPosPoints
1Tom BradyQB19.90
2Tom BradyQB18.80
3Maurice Jones-DrewRB25.30
4Tom BradyQB35.40
5Tom BradyQB21.20
6Tom BradyQB25.80
7Tom BradyQB21.00
8Tom BradyQB31.50
9Andrew LuckQB30.20
10Marshawn LynchRB21.10
11Tom BradyQB28.60
12Tom BradyQB34.70
13Demaryius ThomasWR21.90
14Tom BradyQB31.40
15Tom BradyQB31.30
16Marshawn LynchRB25.00
Source: content/titles/2012.md.
Mini-runs
Three or more consecutive starts at fifteen points or better
  • Tom Brady, weeks 1 to 8, 195.1 points
  • Marshawn Lynch, weeks 13 to 16, 90.3 points
  • Tom Brady, weeks 10 to 12, 83.2 points
  • Tom Brady, weeks 14 to 16, 82.1 points
  • Marshawn Lynch, weeks 8 to 10, 58.7 points
Every man who started a game, in lineup order26 starters
PlayerPosStartsPointsPAR
Tom BradyQB1537533
Andrew LuckQB1309
Marshawn LynchRB1321866
Frank GoreRB1214713
Maurice Jones-DrewRB4473
Ronnie HillmanRB16-5
Fred JacksonRB25-21
Demaryius ThomasWR1518642
Wes WelkerWR1515714
Andrew HawkinsWR216-2.8
James JonesWR11103-3.1
Jeremy MaclinWR319-10
Ryan BroylesWR21-16
Dennis PittaTE7505
Jacob TammeTE12-1
Dustin KellerTE425-6.9
Jared CookTE418-13
Shayne GrahamK2191
Garrett HartleyK540-4
Alex HeneryK538-6.7
Connor BarthK426-7.0
Cleveland BrownsDEF3212.2
Buffalo BillsDEF4281.8
New York GiantsDEF15-1.8
Baltimore RavensDEF748-2.2
Washington RedskinsDEF10-7.0
Season PAR for the Hitmen in 2012. Rows sort by position in lineup order, then by PAR within position. Kickers and defenses are in a record, so they are here.Roster total 80 PAR
26 men started a game for the Hitmen in 2012 and the roster came to +80 season PAR. Marshawn Lynch carried +66 of it and Demaryius Thomas another +42.

League context

Fin Franchise Record Points
1 Hitmen 8-6 1,413
2 there goes the Naberhood · lost the final 8-6 1,532
3 IronCity Mudslingers 11-2 1,609
4 Alligators 10-3 1,455
5 Washed UP 7-7 1,247
6 Caleboys 6-8 1,359
7 Sweep The Leg 6-8 1,359
8 SMOKERS 6-8 1,233
9 Aaron it Out! 5-9 1,336
10 Reggie's 2-12 1,153
Checked against the 2013 draft order, which runs in reverse standings. All ten slots agree.

The champion finished fourth of ten in points scored. A title does not require the best offence and this season is the proof of it.

The regular season. Best week 116 in week 3, worst 74 in week 7. The narrowest win was week 8, by 0.6. They never posted the league's highest score in a single week all season. A champion that never led the league for one week is one of the quieter facts in this archive.

The runner-up. there goes the Naberhood, 8-6, 1,532 points, averaged 109 a week in the regular season and scored 68 in the final, −42 off their own pace.