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Chargers

Defense · there goes the Naberhood, SMOKERS, Sweep The Leg, Alligators, Hitmen, Caleboys, Reggie's, Aaron it Out!, Washed UP, IronCity Mudslingers · 2007–2025 · 15 seasons
All Cool Pete Team, Alligators
78
Starts
2007–2025 · 15 seasons
659
Points
career
−7
PAR
career, every franchise
5
Titles
as a starter, 2007, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2024
+18
Playoff PAR
career
PAR in the stat line is career scope, every start for every franchise. The table below is franchise scope.
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Chargers
DEF · SMOKERS
Career PAR −7
7.03, Sweep The Leg’s own slot
Five titles as a starter, 2007 and 2019 and 2020 and 2022 and 2024.

The record picks him up in 2007 with SMOKERS; how he first arrived is not on file. Across 15 seasons and 78 starts he played for there goes the Naberhood, SMOKERS, Sweep The Leg, Alligators, Hitmen, Caleboys, Reggie's, Aaron it Out!, Washed UP and IronCity Mudslingers.

His best season was 2007: 88 points across 8 starts, +27.8 above replacement for SMOKERS. Career total: −7.4 PAR over 78 starts. He started for 5 championship teams (2007, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2024), producing +18.3 in playoff weeks across his career.

He went back into the draft pool three times, most recently in 2025, taken in the 11th round by Caleboys. The tail was not kind: 2018 came in at −31.1 across 8 starts. He finishes on the Alligators All Cool Pete Team at DEF.

The career

One axis. Tenure above, the board below, PAR by season in the plot. Nineteen seasons on the axis, 2007 to 2025.

2007080910111213141516171819202122232425SMOKERSthere goes the NaberhoodSweep The LegAlligatorsHitmenCaleboysReggie'sAaron it Out!Washed UPIronCity Mudslingers0 STARTS0 STARTS0 STARTS0 STARTS2009, week not on recordR7Week 10, 2016WWeek 14, 2016WWeek 11, 2017W2018, week not on recordR112019, week not on recordR10Week 4, 2019W2020, week not on recordR9Week 11, 2020WWeek 14, 2021WWeek 3, 2022WWeek 16, 2022WWeek 2, 2024W2025, week not on recordR11
Replacement level
A hatched column labelled 0 STARTS is a season he was rostered and never started: nothing, not unknown. Ten bands, one per franchise, merging eighteen spells, on one axis.

Season by season

Franchise scope
SeasonFranchiseStartsPointsNFL rankPlayoff PARPAR
2007 · titleSMOKERS888.0+12.1+27.8
2007there goes the Naberhood421.0−6.3
2008SMOKERS846.0−5.8
2009Sweep The Leg316.0−4.0
2010Alligators1184.0−3.8+9.0
2011Hitmen314.0−7.1
2012Caleboys220.0+7.4
2014Caleboys110.0+2.0
2014Hitmen430.0+0.2
2016there goes the Naberhood14.0−6.1
2017Reggie's240.0+12.9
2018Caleboys855.0−31.1
2019 · titleSMOKERS14.0−6.3
2019Aaron it Out!13.0−7.0
2020Caleboys533.0−18.0
2020 · titleAaron it Out!110.0−0.4
2022 · titlethere goes the Naberhood127.0+16.6+16.6
2022Washed UP215.0−7.1
2024 · titleIronCity Mudslingers789.0−6.7+10.7
2025Caleboys550.0+5.1
PAR is set against the season's replacement starter at the position, and the column shares one zero: ink to the right of it, halftone to the left. Franchise scope.

How he moved

2009
Drafted
7.03, Sweep The Leg’s own slot
2010
Arrived
Alligators
2011
Arrived
Hitmen
2016
Claimed
there goes the Naberhood, week 10 of 2016
2016
Claimed
Hitmen, week 14 of 2016
2017
Claimed
Reggie's, week 11 of 2017
2018
Drafted
11.06, Caleboys’ own slot
2019
Drafted
round 10, SMOKERS’ own slot
2019
Claimed
Aaron it Out!, week 4 of 2019
2020
Drafted
9.03, Caleboys’ own slot
2020
Claimed
Aaron it Out!, week 11 of 2020
2021
Claimed
Aaron it Out!, week 14 of 2021
2022
Claimed
Washed UP, week 3 of 2022
2022
Claimed
there goes the Naberhood, week 16 of 2022
2024
Claimed
IronCity Mudslingers, week 2 of 2024
2025
Drafted
11.06, Caleboys’ own slot
Two of these arrivals are not in the record: no board row, trade or claim survives for them.