The record picks him up in 2007 with Washed UP; how he first arrived is not on file. Across 10 seasons and 110 starts he played for Washed UP and SMOKERS.
His best season was 2010: 120 points across 8 starts, +61.0 above replacement for Washed UP, the 2nd-best tight end in football that year. Career total: +97.6 PAR over 110 starts. He started for 1 championship team (2013), producing +3.8 in playoff weeks across his career.
He was traded in 2014, from IronCity Mudslingers to Washed UP. He entered the draft pool once and never went back. The tail was not kind: 2012 came in at −32.0 across 10 starts. He finishes on the SMOKERS All Cool Pete Team at TE.
One axis. Tenure above, the board below, PAR by season in the plot. Ten seasons on the axis, 2007 to 2016.
| Season | Franchise | Starts | Points | NFL rank | Playoff PAR | PAR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2007 | Washed UP | 15 | 146.3 | TE2 | −14.2 | +10.3 |
| 2008 | Washed UP | 15 | 113.5 | TE4 | +11.0 | +23.2 |
| 2009 | Washed UP | 15 | 156.5 | TE3 | +6.0 | +29.8 |
| 2010 | Washed UP | 8 | 120.3 | TE2 | — | +61.0 |
| 2011 | Washed UP | 13 | 103.2 | TE8 | −8.6 | −2.3 |
| 2012 | Washed UP | 10 | 40.7 | TE12 | — | −32.0 |
| 2013 · title | Washed UP | 13 | 78.2 | TE9 | −9.6 | −31.8 |
| 2014 | Washed UP | 10 | 89.9 | TE2 | +19.1 | +27.7 |
| 2015 | SMOKERS | 7 | 68.1 | TE12 | — | +13.1 |
| 2016 | SMOKERS | 4 | 23.4 | TE11 | — | −1.4 |