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Franchise file

there goes the Naberhood

Managed by Pete M., 2007–present. Founding manager. Commissioner.
160-111 lifetime, .590, 2nd of ten across nineteen seasons.
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12 playoff seasons / 19 played
29,788 points, all seasons
1,792 peak season, 2018
1,280 floor season, 2008
Best matchup Alligators 26–12
Worst Caleboys 12–15
The All Cool Pete Team
2009–2025 on this roster
Russell Wilson
2012–2018
Ezekiel Elliott
2016–2022
Tyreek Hill
2016–2025
Jimmy Graham
2011–2018
Stephen Gostkowski
2009–2016
Seahawks
2015–2024
The year window is the only figure on these cards. PAR, starts and titles are in the table below.

The franchise

The commissioner, and the most active trader the league has ever had by a distance: 37 of the 58 trades on file. Never finished last in nineteen seasons, and has twelve top-four finishes, more than anyone.

Pete's franchise is defined by one keeper decision made over and over. He held Tyreek Hill for ten straight seasons, 113 starts, 484 points above replacement, the third most valuable career in league history, and won titles in 2021 and 2022 with Hill on the roster. It is the longest hold at a skill position in the archive, and it began as a week-ten waiver claim in 2016 that returned fourteen points that autumn.

The pattern repeats. Jimmy Graham for eight seasons, Brandon Marshall for eight, A.J. Brown for seven: this is the only franchise with three separate holds of seven years or more at three different positions. And it shows up in the one place a manager cannot fake. This is the only franchise in the league whose waiver claims are net positive, plus 239 across nineteen years, against minus 281 for IronCity and minus 945 for Reggie's. Everybody else churns; Pete finds and keeps.

The cost is on the other side of the ledger. Nine draft hits and not a single fifty-point bust in 162 picks, a profile nobody else has, and yet four of the careers that became great somewhere else were his picks first: Gurley, A.J. Green, Kupp, Nacua. The scouting is elite. The letting go is the leak. Twelve top-four finishes and three finals lost say the same thing from the other direction: nearly always there, not always through.

Ownership
Pete M., continuous since 1994. Commissioner.
Name history
Kevorkians (2007–2009) · The Storm (2010–2013) · restocking the cupboard (2014) · Baby Steps (2015) · I'll be back (2016) · I Made a Poopy (2017) · The Storm (2018–2023) · there goes the Naberhood (2024–), a pun on Malik Nabers

The All Cool Pete Team

All six positions, in detail. The callout above is the glance.

Franchise scope, minimum eight starts
Every PAR figure here is franchise PAR: what the man did for there goes the Naberhood, not what he was worth anywhere.
PosPlayerHereStartsTitles togetherFranchise PAR
QBRussell Wilson2012–201856+62
RBEzekiel Elliott2016–2022892+310
WRTyreek Hill2016–20251132+484
TEJimmy Graham2011–2018100+205
KStephen Gostkowski2009–201648+65
DEFSeahawks2015–202415+32
Franchise PAR: every start for there goes the Naberhood. Career PAR differs and is shown on the standing below — Antonio Brown is +211 here and +421 career.

Player acquisition

there goes the Naberhood
Player acquisition
the nursery
Drafted
188 picks · 10 hits 50+ · 1 busts
1063
Stint PAR
Kept96
Claimed off the wire353239
Traded for43
Nine hits and not a single 50-point bust in eighteen boards, a profile no one else has. Pete does not miss badly; he lets go too soon. Ezekiel Elliott, taken first overall in 2016 with an Alligator slot, is the best of them. Four legends who became great elsewhere were his picks first: Gurley, A.J. Green, Kupp, Nacua. The scouting is elite. The holding is the leak.
SIGNATURE  Ezekiel Elliott, 2016 R1, +310
WORST  Isiah Pacheco, 2022 R3, −51
Kept and traded routes carry a count and no value. Those cells are empty, not zero.

Ring of Honor

Five places. Who, when, and compared to whom.

Tyreek Hill TYREEK HILL WR · #10 · KANSAS CITY CHIEFS +484 PAR
the salute
Waiver claim, 2016 week 10Carried the 2021 and 2022 titles.
Ezekiel Elliott EZEKIEL ELLIOTT RB · #21 · DALLAS COWBOYS +310 PAR
the salute
Drafted 1.01 in 2016 on Alligators’ slotA supporting piece of 2021 and 2022.
Arian Foster ARIAN FOSTER RB · #23 · HOUSTON TEXANS +268 PAR
the salute
Waiver claim, 2009 week 15Carried the 2010 title.
Odell Beckham Jr. ODELL BECKHAM JR. WR · #13 · NEW YORK GIANTS +246 PAR
the salute
Drafted 8.03 in 2014His era fell between the titles.
Antonio Brown ANTONIO BROWN WR · #84 · PITTSBURGH STEELERS +211 PAR
the salute
Trade from Reggie's, August 20, 2016His era fell between the titles.
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Tyreek Hill
WR
Waiver claim, 2016 week 10
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484 PAR HERE
113 STARTS
125 IN TITLES
Ezekiel Elliott
RB
Drafted 1.01 in 2016 on Alligators’ slot
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310 PAR HERE
89 STARTS
14 IN TITLES
Arian Foster
RB
Waiver claim, 2009 week 15
21311157241IronCity Mudslingers
268 PAR HERE
50 STARTS
97 IN TITLES
Odell Beckham Jr.
WR
Drafted 8.03 in 2014
9131441213582Reggie'sReggie's
246 PAR HERE
70 STARTS
0 IN TITLES
Antonio Brown
WR
Trade from Reggie's, August 20, 2016
76141514141414133Reggie'sAaron it Out!Hitmen
211 PAR HERE
43 STARTS
0 IN TITLES
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Franchise PAR per season. A gold cell is a season this man spent on a championship roster here, so a row can carry no gold at all. Hatched bars are seasons spent elsewhere, with the franchise named under the bar. Starts print under every bar.
Compared to whom
Each mark is one career. The five named men are this franchise’s Ring of Honor; the faint marks behind them are every other career in the field.
MEDIAN −21REPLACEMENTOdell Beckham Jr. 228Ezekiel Elliott 295Arian Foster 346Antonio Brown 421Tyreek Hill 484
Hover any mark for the career behind it.
Career PAR: every start for every franchise. Population: 480 careers with ten or more starts — QB, RB, WR and TE only. Binned at 12 PAR: a column's height is how many careers landed in it and every dot in it is one career. 315 of 480 sit at or below replacement.

What the titles were built on

Three titles, three different positions leading them. This franchise has never won the same way twice.

Lost
Lost to SMOKERS, 82–99, by 17
Randy Moss, +121 in 15 starts
Won
Beat IronCity Mudslingers, 100–85, by 15
Arian Foster, +97 in 13 starts · Arian Foster led 4 weeks
Lost
Lost to Hitmen, 68–112, by 44
Arian Foster, +76 in 15 starts
Won
Beat Caleboys, 110–103, by 7
Mark Andrews, +60 in 15 starts · Jalen Hurts led 6 weeks
Won
Beat Alligators, 100–90, by 9
Tyreek Hill, +82 in 16 starts · Joe Burrow led 11 weeks
Lost
Lost to IronCity Mudslingers, 141–166, by 26
Joe Burrow, +61 in 12 starts
The best man in each season is the largest franchise PAR that year. The weekly leader is computed for champions only: a losing finalist's week by week belongs to its own season page.

Who built it

Every man who started a game in a championship season, in lineup order. Three titles, three drawers.

2010 · 29 men started29 starters
PlayerPosStartsPointsPAR
Philip RiversQB817410
Bruce GradkowskiQB1245
David GarrardQB1294.4
Vince YoungQB17-11
Matt SchaubQB472-14
Max HallQB12-15.9
Arian FosterRB1326397
Chris JohnsonRB1317813
Michael TurnerRB3393
Jahvid BestRB327-9
Dwayne BoweWR68631
Hakeem NicksWR1113627
Mike WilliamsWR910724
Ben ObomanuWR12214
Derrick MasonWR2227
Earl BennettWR15-2
Brandon MarshallWR972-16.0
Randy MossWR964-25
Lawrence TynesK2190.1
Josh BrownK190.0
Garrett HartleyK320-0.9
Shayne GrahamK17-1.2
Matt BryantK970-4.1
RamsDEF1104.1
Dallas CowboysDEF1103.6
Tampa Bay BuccaneersDEF13-0.2
Philadelphia EaglesDEF1170-3
New Orleans SaintsDEF12-3.9
Buffalo BillsDEF12-5
Franchise PAR for there goes the Naberhood in 2010. Rows sort by position in lineup order, then by PAR within position. Kickers and defenses are in a record, so they are here.Roster total 129 PAR
2021 · 23 men started23 starters
PlayerPosStartsPointsPAR
Jalen HurtsQB13304-6.0
Cam NewtonQB118-6.5
Joe BurrowQB346-14
Damien HarrisRB1117137
Ezekiel ElliottRB161974
AJ DillonRB8920
Chris CarsonRB443-3
Dontrell HilliardRB11-11
Tyreek HillWR1618643
Keenan AllenWR1211914
Jaylen WaddleWR756-5.7
Darnell MooneyWR424-10
A.J. BrownWR1185-15
Terry McLaurinWR1284-26
Mark AndrewsTE1517860
Dan ArnoldTE27-4.1
Michael BadgleyK192
Ryan SuccopK16126-5
BearsDEF12514
PackersDEF2335.3
CardinalsDEF7814.8
SteelersDEF660-4.5
BengalsDEF12-8
Franchise PAR for there goes the Naberhood in 2021. Rows sort by position in lineup order, then by PAR within position. Kickers and defenses are in a record, so they are here.Roster total 64 PAR
2022 · 26 men started26 starters
PlayerPosStartsPointsPAR
Joe BurrowQB1639630
Jacoby BrissettQB119-5
Ezekiel ElliottRB1214510
Travis Etienne Jr.RB121448
Brian RobinsonRB437-7.2
Isiah PachecoRB438-8
Eno BenjaminRB211-12
Damien HarrisRB22-24
AJ DillonRB748-31
Tyreek HillWR1622682
A.J. BrownWR1620459
Amon-Ra St. BrownWR1314326
Jaylen WaddleWR1194-3.2
Mack HollinsWR15-3.2
Terry McLaurinWR213-4
Mark AndrewsTE1410818
Taysom HillTE1136
Isaiah LikelyTE181
Noah FantTE13-1.1
Jason MyersK1112
Matthew WrightK18-1.3
Harrison ButkerK1294-3.1
Greg JosephK323-3.5
ChargersDEF12717
ChiefsDEF771-2
BroncosDEF986-6.8
Franchise PAR for there goes the Naberhood in 2022. Rows sort by position in lineup order, then by PAR within position. Kickers and defenses are in a record, so they are here.Roster total 141 PAR